problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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