Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
