i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Sponge bath it is.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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