Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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