when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
