guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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