okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Gay?
German.
Pity.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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