She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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