some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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