I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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