Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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