You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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