did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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