Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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