no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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