dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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