Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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