Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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