whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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