I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
my poor anus
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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