therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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