Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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