so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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