I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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