some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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