Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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