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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"

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  i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.

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• (530): View more from California

  Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”

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