he wants to bone in the snuggie
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
And then he peed in my hair
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