so let's talk penis.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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