I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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