Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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