i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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