Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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