On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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