Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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