I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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