We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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