I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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