But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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