Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival