Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
29 People Who Do Dirty Things Just To Get Their Way
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.