Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?