it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
