this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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