i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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