i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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