I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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