Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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