I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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