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o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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