Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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