i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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