Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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