Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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