# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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