She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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