Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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