that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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